Fate Up Against Your Will

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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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thevitalquietlife:

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

calliopes-bane:

atticusatticus:

sunshinekindlyhere:

I will never shop at that store ever!!!

i thought this was a joke but

no

and even if it were

it still wouldn’t matter

A COUPLE SECONDS AGO I WAS WEARING MY A&F SWEATSHIRT

NOT ANYMORE

shitty company, hope all this bad publicity makes it go down in the shitter

Spreading this like wildfire - never liked them to begin with.

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buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

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digimon

I remember having the Pikachu one in fifth grade. I brought it to Star Club, our Friday afternoon recess at the park. We were bouncing it around, and someone bounced it so hard it exploded, ball and Pikachu. Never found the Pikachu.

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lookatmyboeves:

laniblitz:

Just… so cute. owo

Did not make, but d’awwwww~

I miss my Dexter and all of his cute quirks.

devil-in-dan-again:

Mother Earth takes it ALL back….

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omocat:

boarding a plane to illinois to prepare for ANIME CENTRAL tomorrow!

i’ve got two tables in the artist alley and will be selling these posters and a bunch more…check out my SHOP to see everything else!

i also have some new shirts and crewneck sweaters that will make their debut at the con! and i’ve also restocked on bootleg pikachu shirts ;)

i’ll post up more updates tomorrow

see you there!

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: kittenhugs]

thatdisnerd:

raisedatdisneyworld:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS?!?!?

Because it is AWESOME.

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frickyeah1990s:

Before they were stars they were in 90s commercials